Bitch, why did one of my neighbors try to burn our building down? Okay, well, it was an accident but, sir what the fuck is you doing in there?! According to my other neighbor, he said it was something burning on a pot. That pot must be burnt the fuck up because our floor was covered in smoke.
I had to call the fire department because I wasn’t taking any chances; they left a few minutes ago. They didn’t tell us what happened but they gave us the clear to go back inside, so I’m home again. So grateful that my neighbor knocked on the door to warn me because not one smoke detector went off in the hallway (bumass landlord) and relieved that all is well.
Oh, and I definitely grabbed my R5 before evacuating (that thing was too expensive). 🫠
EnShanté 
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