Why, oh, why did I get all the way to the train station and then had to haul my ass back to the office because my bladder was about to burst? Y’all, I was pacing back and forth like a weirdo at each green light, hoping it would change so I could cross the street. The worst part? I had to walk up several steps to get to the building! Each step I took — pee hole clenched and forehead sweating bullets — felt like a violent attack because it put me at risk for peeing. OMG! Lifting my legs for each step had me sucking in and pushing out dollops of air like I was in labor. I kid you not.
But I made it though.





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