When A Cringe Moment Haunts You

Yesterday, I went to this cute lil restaurant with a friend. It was cool; we were just catching up. The check came (we split it, as usual), and for some reason it didn’t register to me that the tip was what we each owed and not the total for both. So, I gave a six dollar tip on a seven-something dollar tip thinking it would be well over the seven dollars since she was also tipping (I hope I’m making sense) and I’ve been thinking about that ever since.

Lol Like, I feel bad because it was just a dollar and something extra. That server probably talked mad shit about me but this was my first time eating out since October and I didn’t even pay then because it was my birthday. I don’t know indoor dining rules/top etiquette anymore! 😩 I’ll make sure to tip extra the next time I go back.

You Can Remove the Wrapping from Sausages?

So… I was today year’s old when I realized the wrapping around sausages could be removed. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I’ve been fussing with/eating that shit for years.

Did y’all know this? Also, I hope you are doing well! I’ve just been over here working and trying to figure out how to have a safe hot girl summer (too much shit going on in the world). Anyways, I’ll talk to you later this week — gotta hit the gym.

Dick-looking chicken sausages that I got from Whole Foods.